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by Mary Dimino

Latest blog entry: 10/31/2011 9:54:00 PM

This Halloween I'm Going as a Diet Detective!

Treat or treat, just don't get an apple with a razor blade in it. Here's some fun (and candy corny) Halloween humor I've cooked up for you:

What is a vampires least favorite food? Steak

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon. A sour-puss

How can you tell when a vampire (or me for that matter), has been in a bakery? All the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.

What's a monster's favorite desert? I-Scream!

Why can't boy ghosts make babies? Because they have Hollow-Weenies!

Where do ghosts go out? Where they can get sheet-faced.

Why can't a skeleton lift Weights? He's all bone & no muscle.

What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes? They suck!

Have a very safe and happy Halloween.

Mary Dimino

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