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Back in February, eonline columnist Ted Casablanca posted one of his infamous Blind Vices—if you’re not a gossip junkie, that’s a story so scandalicious that it has to be posted without using names or identifying clues—hinting that a certain prime time star was suffering from an eating disorder. In an unusual move, he revealed her identity today.

According to the original blind item: “This actress’ apparently hideous eating habits are getting to be such a prob…it takes an extralong time to stage the camera angles just so, so that [her] obvious dubious health isn’t so noticeable to the naive TV viewer at home. ‘We have to make it look like she actually has a chest sometimes,’ bitched one totally in-the-know worker bee, and he wasn’t talkin’ boobs, honey-pies.”

To translate for those of you who aren’t schooled in Ted’s convoluted linguistics: Someone hasn’t been eating, and her crew has to work overtime to conceal her jutting ribcage. The actress in question? It’s Teri Hatcher, whose frail frame has been gumming up the works on the Desperate Housewives set.

All snark aside, hopefully Teri is doing better soon. It must be a legit cause for concern if Ted’s taking the blinders off this one. If you know of anyone in a similar situation, this website may be a helpful resource.

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