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Kirstie Alley is m-a-a-a-d about rumors (and heavily-edited pics) that suggest she regained the 75 pounds she lost on the Jenny Craig plan. “When I wasn't the Jenny Craig spokesperson anymore, I gained about 10 pounds…but I have since taken it off,” she says. “I’m going to litigate.” Whoa. Three years of fat jokes and now she’s ready to sue? Maybe that’s because Kirstie is planning to roll out her own diet next year.

She told People, “I'm confident that I can create something exciting and innovative, something that if all goes well, will help change a fat America back into a fit America and will offer this country the healthiest, yummiest, easiest and most effective weight-loss program on the market."

Yummy and effective? Sounds like moderation to me. But somehow I think we’ll be seeing something more along the lines of monthly memberships and microwaveable breakfast burritos. Watch for the launch in 2009.

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