Why, why, why, why, why, why, why is she asking a hypnotist to make her skinny?!

Okay, so that first sentence might have come off a tad whiny. But I’m a diehard Lily Allen fan, and I love her frequent ragefests about the impossibly skinny standards set by Hollywood . ’Cause, you know, that’s sort of my beat. So I love anyone who says, “It’s now my ambition to get all those skinny-arsed bitches off the covers of magazines and get normal people on them.”

A few more things going in her favor: She’s written two cheeky songs about aspiring to have the body of Kate Moss (“Everything’s Just Wonderful”) or Cheryl Tweedy (um, “Cheryl Tweedy”). And she called out Victoria Beckham for being a bad role model, saying, “I don’t care how much she says that’s her natural weight, that’s bull.”

 Don’t you just want to hug her? But there’s one catch. Lily’s been shrinking. And she’s paying a hefty sum to lighten up.

Apparently she dropped $600 an hour on a hypnotherapist, who’s been subconsciously programming her to love exercise and hate calories. “After the hypnotism, I want to go to the gym every day, otherwise I feel really bad,” Lily says. “I just want to get more toned and healthy.” There’s nothing wrong with getting toned and healthy—but if health were Lily’s top goal, you’d think she would have asked the hypnotist to help her curb her smoking habit, no?

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