Wow. In my last post, I said that Katie Holmes’ thousand-calorie diet was the Worst Diet Ever, but I was so very wrong that I feel I should formally apologize. So, here goes: I’m sorry. Because when I said that about Katie’s diet, I had no idea Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie would be working as counselors at a fat camp.

If you want to talk “worst,” let’s discuss the perfect storm of these two offering their sage weight loss advice to overweight teens. On one hand, we have Nicole, who weighs about seven pounds and has sought treatment for, um, her inability to gain weight. (I’m just quoting the official statement, okay?) To balance out Nicole’s calorie phobia, we have Paris Hilton, who never met a cheeseburger she didn’t like…but somehow manages to stay skinny. Whose idea was this?!

 I’m tempted to gain 40 pounds and head to the mountains of Southern Cali just to see this train wreck unfold live.

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written by p, March 28, 2007

not to mention, it's been reported that Paris Hilton engages in bulimic practices.