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Mary Dimino / Guts & Giggles

Mary Dimino is a familiar face on television.  Mary is an actress, comedian and winner of the 2008 Gracie Allan Award for her starring role in the PBS documentary Fat: What No One Is Telling You.  Mary Dimino's battles with food and dieting are the hysterical heart of her stand-up comedy as seen on HBO's The Chris Rock Show,
VH1, Comedy Central and in various sketches for David Letterman and Conan O'Brien. After achieving a weight loss of 115 lbs. and maintaining it for over 10 years, Mary exemplifies the hard work people do to loose pounds and stay healthy.  Mary can currently be seen as Connie, the Maid of Honor in Tony and Tina's Wedding.  She also played Polly on New York Undercover and is a recognizable talent in numerous national commercials for Nicorette Gum and Dunkin' Donuts. Mary was nominated for Best Comic by the Staten Island Advance in the 2007 AWE Awards. Mary can be reached at www.marydimino.com


Smiling Buttocks Print E-mail
by Mary Dimino   
Saturday, 04 October 2008

Yes, I've talked myself into it.  I am going to accept myself today.  Great intention, but why, why is it so hard?!  Why is it so very hard for us humans to accept ourselves?  Can one truly embrace oneself, flaws and all, without cringing.  Without wanting to run to the store to buy the latest diet pill, race to confession for absolution, or just suffer quietly in the agony of your own imperfection.

 
Ode to a Bikini Bottom Print E-mail
by Mary Dimino   
Wednesday, 17 September 2008
I have a friend, who, in my eyes is nearly perfect.  She is a tall, tanned, blond, blue-eyed beach babe with a figure to die for.  Perfect 36-24-36.  When I work out on the spin bike, sweat stinging my eyes, I imagine myself as her.  She is my goal body.  Yes, I put my face on her body.  I pretend I am walking barefoot, like she does, on the Jersey shore, strolling past the boardwalk, jeweled fit flops dangling from my nicely manicured hand, wearing sparkling white shorts and matching top.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, 17 September 2008 )
 
Fly Like An Eagle Print E-mail
by Mary Dimino   
Sunday, 10 August 2008

Diabetes, heart-attack, acute angina.  Think you are too young to worry about such things? Well, not really.  Seeds for things like this are sown now.  The cake you eat today is your cellulite tomorrow... and maybe your hear attack 20 years from now.

 
Back To The Present Print E-mail
by Mary Dimino   
Monday, 21 July 2008

6  8  10  12  14.  No, these are not the winning power-ball numbers. They are not the mysterious coordinates on ABC's Lost. It definitely is not the sequential math problem you've gotten wrong on the SAT. They are the sizes in my closet.  Past, present and ever future.  Yes, I have multiple wardrobes for multiple sizes.

Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 July 2008 )
 
Para Sailing With Jesus Print E-mail
by Mary Dimino   
Monday, 07 July 2008

I want to conquer all my fears before I die. This year I want to face a couple of them head on. I want to para sail and I want to be hungry. Jesus did it.  No, not para sail (although, he'd probably be really good at it).  Be hungry.  He fasted for 40 days and 40 nights, why can't I not eat in 4 hours?!  What would it be like to be that hungry?  Why am I so afraid of the least little hunger pain?  First sign of hunger, I'm running to the frig to eat a chicken leg.  Not completely necessary.

 
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